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Dec112008

Citysearch Censors "Suck" "Blow" And "Sex" But "Oral Intercourse" Is OK

Look, I don't spend my time testing the language filters of user review sites. I was actually playing with Facebook Connect to see what it was capable of. Citysearch has a beta site where you can log in with your Facebook account, so I did.

I wanted to see how Citysearch interacted with my Facebook profile. What I found instead was an overly rigid, nonsensical and outdated language filtering policy.

Step 1: Write movie review


Testing Facebook Connect On Citysearch Beta

Step 2: Have review blocked for use of the word "suck" despite the fact that I was saying nice things about the movie


Citysearch Doesn't Let You Say The Word "Suck" In A Review

Step 3: Test the system by replacing "suck" with "blow"


Citysearch Doesn't Let You Use The Word "Blow" In A Review

Step 4: Find out how far Citysearch is willing to go in suppressing my expression. Try replacing "blow" with "perform oral sex" ...only to have "sex" blocked


Citysearch Doesn't Let You Use The Word "Sex" In A Review

Step 5: Success!! Scientific descriptions are OK. "Perform Oral Intercourse" is acceptable to Citysearch.


But Citysearch DOES Let You Use The Phrase "Perform Oral Intercourse"

Step 6: Make sweeping conclusion. So what's the lesson in all this? Fuck Citysearch.

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Reader Comments (38)

That's actually really funny!! :) The autocensorship bots RARELY filter intercourse, fellatio and other technical terms, but you can't ever say "dick" or "ass."

My site filters out hundreds of pharma and other spams ads per day, so I totally get why it's "necessary" to have the autoscreeners. But, as you've shown here, it gets just silly. Besides, really, who the fuck filters out words like "suck" and "blow"??? :)

This crazyness is probably due to Citysearch's funky business model in which they depend on advertising revenue from the local businesses on whom Citysearch users routinely shit on with negative comments.

Citysearch's model would be like if Microsoft paid a marketing company to interview normal people about their reaction to Vista and then broadcast those reactions on national TV... that would be CRAZY.

December 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCharles

This crazyness is probably due to Citysearch's funky business model in which they depend on advertising revenue from the local businesses on whom Citysearch users routinely shit on with negative comments.

Citysearch's model would be like if Microsoft paid a marketing company to interview normal people about their reaction to Vista and then broadcast those reactions on national TV... that would be CRAZY.

December 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCharles

This crazyness is probably due to Citysearch's funky business model in which they depend on advertising revenue from the local businesses on whom Citysearch users routinely shit on with negative comments.

Citysearch's model would be like if Microsoft paid a marketing company to interview normal people about their reaction to Vista and then broadcast those reactions on national TV... that would be CRAZY.

December 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCharles

this is friggin hiLARious. your blog does not perform oral intercourse.

December 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterwQ

this is friggin hiLARious. your blog does not perform oral intercourse.

December 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterwQ

this is friggin hiLARious. your blog does not perform oral intercourse.

December 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterwQ

Too much!

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAntonio Cervantes

Too much!

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAntonio Cervantes

Too much!

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAntonio Cervantes

Great stuff...made me laugh!

January 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAdult Social Network

Great stuff...made me laugh!

January 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAdult Social Network

Great stuff...made me laugh!

January 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAdult Social Network

This is funny! I wonder if they would filter nude or naked as well.

January 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRussian Bride

This is funny! I wonder if they would filter nude or naked as well.

January 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRussian Bride

This is funny! I wonder if they would filter nude or naked as well.

January 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRussian Bride

Ha, ha .. an interesting observation!

January 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHome Vid

Ha, ha .. an interesting observation!

January 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHome Vid

Ha, ha .. an interesting observation!

January 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHome Vid

great post thanks!

January 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermellowmoon

great post thanks!

January 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermellowmoon

great post thanks!

January 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermellowmoon

Thanks for the info. May God have mercy on us all.

January 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commenternutrition foods

great article!, grats for u site :)

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersandra0493

god blesss your blog :)

February 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJulie A Frazier

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