Standing Room Only: One Step Closer To My Dream Of The Chinatown Plane
Tuesday, July 7, 2009 at 9:44China’s Spring Airlines has a problem. It doesn’t have enough planes to meet demand for its flights. And while it has ordered more planes, it has another solution: standing flights: “for a lower price, passengers should be able to get on a plane like catching a bus, with no seat, no luggage consignment, no food, no water,” said Spring’s president Wang Zhenghua. It will still be, he insists, “very convenient.”
By herding passengers onto the plane like cattle, the airline will be able to squeeze on 40% more people. They will still have to wear safety belts, however, although it sounds like they’ll be strapped in somewhat uncomfortably. “It’s just like bar stools,” Spring’s Zhang Wuan told China’s CCTV.”The safety belt is the most important thing. It will still be fastened around the waist.”
First comes standing room only flights.
Then shootouts between rival Chinatown Airline pilots.
Then they pay YOU to fly.
Also, there may be chickens in the cargo hold.
Capitalism is grand.
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