This is my first holiday season in a warm climate. I'm in South Florida with my girlfriend and her family, and it's 79 degrees right now. This is the true spirit of Christmas. One complaint though: too many old people down here.

I've heard the complaints before: early buffet dinners and wacky voting patterns are the hallmark of Florida's aged population, but the driving down here drove me crazy. I must have almost hit five people for driving too slow. It's like the world is in slow motion, but I'm still in real time.

That's really all I came to say just now.