There's a set of people on MySpace I like to refer to as "the hotmail webcam girls." I made the mistake of blindly approving one, and like roaches, the rest came pouring in with friend requests. The good part of the hotmail webcam girls, is that their bios are all the same and, well, "interesting."

Here's one I just got today. Please, please leave some comments, if you can make it through the whole thing.

MY M.S.N is DUDACUTA@HOTMAIL.COM - PLEASE CHAT ME THERE - I HAVE A WEBCAM AND CAN ONLY USE IT ON MSN :) -- -- -- ---- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- - I am special.. I am horny... I am fun and caring and loveable. I like to go out and have fun with the girls and I love oral sex and surfing lol.. I also love to skate in the winter and going out with a hot guy to dinner then maybe some fun at his place! I guess you could say i'm a pretty normal gal who knows how to have a good time. I love to party and drink with my girls.. I have met several people off the internet who i am now friends with.. i love playing on my webbcam and just hangin out.. hit me up if u wanna know more :) I love girls and guys.. i think its beautiful when one can have an attraction for two of the same sexes.. ..*@% those people who thinks its weird, cause its not, its normal Turn-ons: Abs,asses, boobs, tongues, tattoos, piercings, soft skin, shaved down there, eyes, lips, tight jeans, hot cologne, motor bikes, hot cars, 3-somes, porn, chocolate!!! Turn-offs: Smelly people, hairy people, loud people, cheap people, liars, idiots, racist people! I am a very genuine and sincere person.I try not to catagorize myself into a specific sterotype or manner or presentation.I can speak for myself. I would like to say that I am assure in who I am and what I am, but it would be a lie if I did. However I know what I like and don't like, and I know the kind of person I would like to be. It takes alot to make me feel intimidated, yet i'll admit when I am feeling vonerable. Im not shy I just chose to be quite the majority of the time. I can be very hypicritical. I aspire to be the kind of person who walks into a room and lights it up, however that doesnt mean I expect or want to be the center of attention. I can be unpredictable, I tend to surprise myself sometimes. I am well mannered and i accept everyone. If someone is being rude to me, I am more likely to smile and compliment them in a sincere way rather than doing it sarcastically to provock them. I keep the negative things to myself unless its for the good of someones being. I can handle critism and i will not be afraid to voice my talents. I don't pretend to be older than I am, I just know what I know. I dont feel I am competition, nor do I have competition. I consider myself a someone not a something. I always tend to put others before myself.I am well respected and I appreciate what i have, i try to want what i have. I am a more spiritual then religious. The unknown and paranormal fascinate me. Sometimes I dream in color. I hardly ever take things literally but I mean what I say. I am confident yet modest, and comfterble in my own skin. I dont feel the need to hide my imperfections. Im learning to embrace them. I do not walk the streets thinking that everyone is looking at me however I will smile and say hi to everyone. *Im not very materialistic and I consider myself intelligent, I am just forgetful and absent minded at times.I dont freak out when I dont get my way however I can be manipulative. I don't believe in luck. I love it when random things happen it makes my day, ill get amused easily, it doesnt take much to make me happy.Im rather clumbsy and i love to ascociate with all different kinds of people. I try to stay very positive, open minded and laid back, but sometimes I can stubborn. I love a good challenge.......I am a fan of contradictions. * "I have a face, but I am not my face. I have a body, but I am not my body" *"It takes a smart girl to play stupid well"* "Why be a princess when parliment has more power" *"We pray to many different Gods like their flowers, and we call religion our friend" *"The world in which is emerging praises both mothers and virgins but in the end, despises mothers and despoils virgins" *"Fear is just the anticipation of pain whether it be mentally, physically emotionally or spiritually *No limits, No boundaries*