Some of my best friends are Jewish. After all, I'm a standup comic! The point is, I have little time and need to spit this right quick.

This is with Israel (yes, i'm focusing on them) has gone too far. They are destroying the entire Lebanese infrastructure, and now I read they've caused an oil spill that could be bigger than Exxon Valdes.

Back when two Israeli soldiers were taken hostage by Hamas militants, Israel responded by blowing up the entire power plant in Gaza! WTF!%$!#