Clay-mation torture!, originally uploaded by baratunde.

I'm on jetblue trying to take off at JFK airport. I have some Rudolph the red nosed reindeer special on

So this snow beast called a bumble kidnapped Rudolph and his family and this explorer dude and his son find them in a cave. The father ambushes the bumble and drops a boulder on his head

Then the CHILD uses pliers to rip the beast's teeth ! And they smile about it

Then they throw the bumble over a cliff (that's the image aftermath below) but the bumble survives so they enslave him and make him decorate the Christmas tree

What kind of jacked up lesson is this?