Myq Kaplan is a friend and incredible comedian who has the chance to advance in Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight based on your votes. I'm trying to deploy get my Internet Army on his behalf, so click on over to Comedy Central, and vote Myq `07!!

Here is a YouTube clip of Myq, so you know what you're voting for, but it shouldn't matter. I'm like an old school party boss in a smoke filled room, and I've commanded yall to vote this way. If you don't, I'm cancelling garbage pickups on your block. Don't make me get all Mayor Daley on you.