Constipated McCain, Thirsty Rubio, and a feminist president. My #SOTU Twitter coverage

Udpate: I used to have a slideshow of all the tweets embedded here, but Storify doesn't work well with Vine, and the Marco Rubio gulp was running on loop forever and ever. It was scaring and scarring the children. I removed it. You can see my twitter recap here on Storify.