Facebook Clean Up Your Profile, originally uploaded by baratunde.

If ever there were a sign that Facebook was growing up, this is it. Today I logged in and was told in no uncertain terms to "clean up my profile." I detected the silent subtext of "or else" with the hidden threat that I may not be allowed to enjoy a game of scrabulous if I didn't obey.

It's official. Facebook is my mom.

But as soon as Facebook turned its back, I sooo stuck my tongue out in protest.

<mutter>Tell me to clean up my profile. You clean up YOUR profile</mutter>