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I sent in a bunch. Here's the full list. They went with #4. Which is your favorite?
1. Schematics for the Death Star
2. A presidential pardon for your best friend
3. Advance copy of his newest book: How To Monday Morning Quarterback Even After Losing And Ruining The Game For Everyone Else
4. An unexpectedly warm and firm hug
5. A vibrator with which you can go fuck yourself
6. He will greet them as liberators