My sister commissioned this statusphere-inspired piece for my birthday because she's the best person in the world. It covers all my main bases: comedy (the onion), politics (Obama), tech (Future Of) and the all-important skydiving-with-timbs factor.

Kerry, the artist, is clearly the man. Please check him out at

FYI, I really did jump out of a plane but now while using my iPhone and wearing no helmet, and it wasn't over NYC. But that's why this is a caricature!